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A woman gets home, runs into her house, slams the door and shouts, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!!" The husband is  terribly excited, "Wow! That's great! Should I pack for the ocean, or for the mountains?" His wife looks at him coldly and replies, "I don't care, just get the hell out!"

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